A little conversational spoof on Troi and Riker. (4/29/03)

By Stephanie

Consequences of Life's Little Pleasures


Will, you are not really helping me here!"

"I am doing the best that I can, Deanna"

"Well, it isn't working."

"How come it did before?"

"I don't know"

"It was so much easier to get it in and now it is impossible."

"It just has to work."

I know, lay down. Maybe that will make it easier than standing up."

"Okay, now try it."

"No, it still isn't going in."

"It must have tightened up since the last time."

"Well, we will just have to figure out a way to loosen it up."


"Hold your breath."

"Now how is that going to work?"

"Maybe that will create more room for it to get in."


"Apparently not."

"Now what?!"

"Spread your legs a little more"

"Did that help?"

"No, I thought it would make it wider, but it didn't"

"Oh Will, what am I going to do?"

"Well, Deanna, I guess you are just going to have to cut down on all the chocolate that you consume so that you will be able to fit back into your uniforms."

(And you probably thought it was something kinky.)